1001 Hugs

[u][b]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RymS7uWd4Q5aQLQBA364UhIWN4z5xz6Mz-SOZW1b90o/edit?usp=sharing [/b][/u] [h1] Part 2 Electric Boogaloo [/h1] My lawyer is still a party pooper, the developer of this game made a huge update, and I am back with all of the achievements and about 10 extra hours worth of playtime. So with that out of the way, here's a new thing on "What a Review..." I go out of my way to give a fair review on something cool like oh idk an updated game. You may ask why? You never give fair reviews! And to that, I say, "Stop crying you whiney piece of y*ut***e." That's right I'm turning famous google video-uploading site into a curse word. Because of how stupid they are about their customers and income makers. Mao was right. [code] [✓] Game bad [✓] Promote Youtube series [✓] Break 4th wall (talking to you John) [✓] ???? [✓] Reference pop culture thing [✓] Reference communism [X] Profit...... [/code] Where do I begin with this? >>Me, taking out my notepad while playing so I can carefully document all of my findings as to why this game still needs improvement. [table] [tr] [th]Cons[/th] [th]Pros[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Although the water no longer hurts you in multiple instances, it can hurt you in frame 1 as soon as you are done hugging someone. This should be fixed to ensure that you can move faster, and it doesn't seem unfair.[/td] [td]Less kid-centric, fewer people to make pedophile accusations.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Next, water stains do not disappear fast enough, this allows instances of you getting hit multiple times by different puddles stacked on themselves.[/td] [td]Giving an entire area in the "How to play" section to show off the art of featured people. Meaning they aren't stealing art anymore. Super Huge y*ut****g plus. Holy y*ut**e that's cool. Even a section on how to get your art featured in the game. EXTREME GIGACHAD MOMENT.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The added timers are fine, but they should be used to indicate where the exit portal is, like how only level 7 has an actual sign to help you. It's just so small. [/td] [td]Settings AVAILABLE[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]On level 5, the staircase in the back with the black wall can get the camera glitched inside it. [/td] [td]NO MORE CONSTANT HIT BOXES[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]The character customization thing doesn't work properly, after you select an option, you have to leave and return to the main menu just to choose a new option. Speaking of, just like Elves, my lawyer says that making jokes about 1001-year-old Dragons is inappropriate, and I should stop with this joke right now. [/td] [td]EASIER TO FIND EXITS [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Game crashes randomly back to the main menu. Can't skip opening >:(. The game crashes sometimes if you get hit randomly.[/td] [td] Aigul@BetterFeelingThought.com Is the actual email that works at contacting the developers/family of the developers. [/td]